About Rich & Karla

We help couples 35–55 who are tired of 'band-aid medicine' and 'normal' labs that don't feel normal. We work alongside your doctor to uncover the root causes of your fatigue and inflammation using advanced functional testing and nature-first protocols—so you can stop managing your decline and start designing your future.

Karla

CRNP

NP with functional and hormone training; specializes in midlife women, gut, hormones, and metabolism.

Rich

CRNA

Focuses on men’s hormones, stress, performance; speaks “partner who doesn’t want fluff.”

Ready to Get Back on the Same Team?

If you’re tired of trying to fix this with willpower and random advice, your next step is simple.

Redefining clinical care through the lens of metabolic forensics.

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Member: PA Nurses Association & CRNA Council